Cellar Door.
Reason #2637 why my life should be a TV series:

My sister went into the garage to dig around in my dads toolbox to find wood glue. Instead, she ends up finding some KY Sex Lube. After much confused laughter, she comes inside and asks my dad why he has it. He states that it loosens tight screws so they’re easier to unscrew and doesn’t leave a residue that WD40 leaves.

Funniest thing of life.